Long gone are the days of playing army men with other kids. Now you play army men with grown-ups. And what's more grown-up than giving each other a high and tight before piling into an armored truck, stripping to the waist, and making revving noises? It's just like the old days, but your mom's not there to make you snacks. The Mammoth Squaddie, available now for civilian purchase from Warstock Cache & Carry.
American cars can be boorish and hulking — like a herd of elephants jostling for pole position. The Issi Classic, on the other hand, is the height of old-school British sophistication: tasteful, dainty, and prone to rolling at high speeds. Slip behind the wheel of the diminutive daredevil’s choice in any of the Issi Classic Races through February 10 to earn triple the usual payday.
Once you’re done sweating it out on the Music Locker’s dance floor, head back aboveground to the lobby of The Diamond to give the Lucky Wheel a spin and walk away with GTA$, RP, clothing, mystery prizes, and more. This week’s top prize on the podium is an Armored Enus Paragon R wrapped in the Doing Busy Work livery — previously only available as an award for completing all 6 Casino Missions as host and a presence that’s sure to intimidate anyone unfortunate enough to get stuck at the red light with you.
And whether or not you score a new Enus at The Diamond’s Lucky Wheel, players who jump into GTA Online anytime this week can proclaim brand loyalty with the Enus Yeti Cap, handed out free of charge.